They've Realized their BIG Mistake

When the going gets tough and the waters too rough, the Internet troll and his sockpuppets and stooges try to save themselves by going underground and keeping their foetid mouths shut. It looks like Internet Troll Richard Benham and his sockpuppet Scott Horne have done just that. They've been quiet for about a week and have gone into hiding, we suppose.

It very well might be that the investigations have scared them off...but we're still pursuing them proactively and will not allow them to slip through the perimeter until they've been properly trounced, bound, gagged, and lawfully punished for their outrageous and reprehensible malconduct.

In a recent case this week we properly prevailed over one of Joan Ross' stooges and he left the courtroom with a purse that was a good deal lighter than when he walked into the courtroom. He paraded a veritable monkey circus into the courtroom who chattered like the group of apes they are but had to leave after the verdict with their tails between their legs. Joan Ross wasn't even called to testify after we properly noted that she was already a defendant in a lawsuit for defamation and pending in New York State Supreme Court; the judge agreed her character would have to be taken into consideration and agreed that she be considered hostile.

Don't these people have anything better to do than victimize a poor fool into thinking they could help him in a case that was hopeless? Hopeless cases supporting a hopeless case. There were at least six of Joan Ross' coven: John Luckacovic (co-defendant with Ross in the defamation lawsuit and flamingo artist) his partner "scowling" Eleanor Oldham of the well-known haggis-hurling tribe (wearing hideous light blue framed eyeglasses that looked as if they were recycled from Joan Ross' blue plastic broom); surreal Frank and Trudy Litto...two local artists (not of the Ross or Luckacovic genre, thank G*d! but real artists of genre), and last but not the least of the chimps, alfa-sockmonkey, Joan Ross, Vegan Witch and renowned blue-broom and bag artiste of our humorous side, and her familiar and partner, lurchin' Robbie! The sockmonkey circus was in court! All that was missing was Richard Benham to provide the false facts and Scott Horne to provide supporting testimony and, lest we forget, Mr Scott Waldman covering the case for the Times Union and make certain the sockmonkey defense would be complete and properly mis-reported.

After having left the court we noted that Ross was providing mass transport for the sockmonkey circus in her dilapidated jeep. But of course! She had disposed of her broom earlier that day or Eleanor Oldham had recycled it to create her broom-blue eyeglass frames for the occasion of the sockmonkey court debut. So she obviously had to use surface transportation. Such a sense of sockmonkey cosmopolitan style!

A lawyer joke ...
A prominent young lawyer died on his way to court, and found himself before the gates of Heaven. When he arrived, a chorus of angels appeared, singing in his honor. St. Peter himself came out to shake his hand. "Mr Jones, " said St. Peter, "it is a great honor to have you here at last. You are the first being to break Methuselah's record for longevity. You have lived 1028 years.""What are you talking about?" asked the lawyer. "I'm 46.""46? But aren't you Steven Jones? The lawyer from Brooklyn""Yes, " the lawyer answered."Let me check the records, " said St Peter. He slapped his hand against his forehead. "Oh, how silly of us. Now I see the mistake! We accidentally calcluated your age by adding up the hours you billed to your clients!"